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im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom
Im posting this while drunk
by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022
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Post-formal farts

when you’re finished with formal, your date’s gone, and you can finally rip ass
Hunter: man what a fun formal!
Haydn: yeah bro I got the post-formal farts now *farts nonstop for 3 minutes*
by mrincredible_69 December 5, 2021
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posted proof

when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.
Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.
by Jackkal May 29, 2010
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Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
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post roommate

when you finish your college years, and you have no place to live but back with your parents. only the best roommates you will ever have because they pay for your food, water, electricity, etc.
guy 1: dude, i love living on my own!

guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet

guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.
by sneektip June 26, 2010
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Post solvent

I can't just live free, I'm post solvent.
by TheWayne July 11, 2023
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roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 8, 2019
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