real one

when your trustworthy friend calls you out for a supper, to talk about the real stuff, between real ones, real one.

wanna grab a real one?

by chunghwa October 24, 2023

Real ladies man

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.

(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

Real fellur hours

From 12 am to 12 am is when you call up your fellow brothers and tell them how much you Appreciate them.

Guy#1 yeehaw its real fellur hours borther

Guy#2 oh damn time to call up my borther

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 15, 2018

Real Talk

1. A disclaimer before a comment, which could potentially be misconstrued as sarcasm, that affirms it is completely true and/or sincere.

Real talk: This definition is correct. Accept no substitutes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2025

keif it real

To be 100% honest when engaging in conversion!

Did you sleep with my wife and keif it real with me??

by Mr.Keif it Real July 9, 2021

Real.

someone who says this either wants to die | or is being funny

Dude this game makes me want to kill myself!

Real.

by Ploxed September 10, 2023