Lucas

A Lucas has the smelliest farts known to man. But if you can survive them, he is worth every exploded brain cell because a Lucas is the kindest, most honest and thoughtful man. If you are his girlfriend and can survive his farts, you are the luckiest girl in the world.

Best find another room, I just broke a Lucas.

by montgomery6969 December 29, 2024

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Lucas Kelly

At first, Lucas can be a bit shy or awkward, but once you start to talk to him, he is so fun and incredibly HILARIOUS! It is practically impossible to get in a fight with him, as he is so kind and forgiving. He is so chill and could talk to anyone. He is kinda hot but most people thinks he is a bit zesty because he talks to both boys and girls, which, for some reason, people think is weird. When Lucas gets called zesty or gay, he makes it look like he’s fine and laughs, but inside, it’s the worst thing someone can say to him.

Inside he can be quite sensitive and insecure, but he doesn’t show anyone else, scared that he will affect others. He is thoughtful, clever and confident (sometimes). The only thing he wants is for all of his friends to be happy.

Everyone needs a Lucas Kelly in their life, mix of fun, kindness and chill.

by PersonWhoDoesRandomPeople June 21, 2025

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Luca DeFatty

Glen DeFatty’s ultra-fatass son. Born premature after crawling out the womb waving a Big Mac. Allergic to salad. Waddles, wheezes, and eats nonstop. Weighs more than the family dog Dodo De Fatty. Known for breaking strollers, snoring through meals, and crying when the fridge closes. He's always looking to eat and fall asleep on Glen's big belly.

"Luca DeFatty rolled off the couch again — Glen just tossed him another nugget."

by Louis Solah August 4, 2025

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