Simp

Acting like James Ruddy: adding a girl to every group chat whether she is relevant in it or not

Can you believe what that simp James Ruddy just did? He’s adding girls to our group chats and he’ll never even get with them. SMH.

by Tigerfan19 October 11, 2020

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Someone who ditches the boys and acts different to get pussy but never ends up getting it.

Associates with the name Declan Haynes

Declan is such a simp.

by Celia Pompeselli May 12, 2020

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A person who is willing to do anything for someone, whether fictional or real.
A person who fawns/goes crazy over someone, whether fictional or real.
What you would call someone who does the things above.

I am a simp, and I am proud of it.
______ is becoming a simp...
So what if I simp for fictional anime men and K-pop idols?

by DisorientedWordNerd January 28, 2022

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Where you leave your boys to go and see a girls like a puff

George Hoddle and David davidson played fortune with Lizzie the simps

by Sam young June 30, 2020

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Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!

Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!

by jayskind1 October 17, 2021

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Simp Signaling

When a person (usually a female) who is stuck up/snobby is encountered by a person that they don’t want around them for any reason (not attracted to/annoying/etc.) And the person is bothered by them, and she/he begins “Simp Signaling” the nearest Simp closest to them for help, even if their plea for help is unnecessary, and is usually resolves by telling the bothering person to go away, but instead decides to involve a Signaled Simp to resolve the situation with the unwanted person. “Leave her alone man! She doesn’t like you!!.”

The preppy cheerleader chick was Simp Signaling one of the party simps to tell the brave band geek who was indirectly invited to the party to leave her alone, because he tried to flirt with her.

by EmilCas1 October 17, 2022

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