Ninja Nonsense

noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.

Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!

"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry

Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.

by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011

Ninja joe

A 3 inch midget with a baby cock that likes to get cocky even tho he gets banned off PlayStation for not drinking enough water. He also likes to shout when you make a joke and take his water bottle.

“PASS THE REMOTE JOE”
“CLOSE THE BLINDS JOE”
“GET OFF PLAYSTATION JOE”
“You’re not a ninja joe”

by Lolurite July 28, 2018

Ninja

An ass fortnite player that has a big ego and likes to fuckin rage

Person 1: Look its Ninja!
Person 2: *Goes over to Ninja* *tap tap* Ninja im a big fan
Ninja: The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by YeetMan4206988 November 5, 2019

ninja bee

a bee that is a ninja.

the ninja bee killed the human with throwing stars and broke into the house for the honey.

by the annoying orange October 8, 2016

ninja cookie

When you throw a fart into a persons face.

She released the gas and ninja cookied her sister, causing her to gag.

by kaylacatcher97 November 17, 2016

ninja

a person that you have a crush on

girl 1: i can't find that ninja anywhere!
girl 2: who?
girl 3: that totally hot guy she has been crushing on.

by bizzy5454 July 28, 2011

Ninja

A real thing that has been so stereotyped by TV that now people think its fake. It is a person who trains in the art of ninjutsu (an art in the bujinkan) otherwise known as budo, the current grand master is Masaaki Hatsumi, who lives in japan.

Person who actually trains in an ancient japanese martial art: "I'm a ninja."
Ignorant person: *Does karate kid pose mockingly*

by ElmoPope May 18, 2022