by FezarecoolX October 13, 2021
Get the Spiky Davidmug. David or Daaaybid
Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile.
If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him.
Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow.
He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches.
Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob.
If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits.
To sum up in just a short phrase
What a David means to me
If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry.
Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in.
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Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile.
If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him.
Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow.
He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches.
Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob.
If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits.
To sum up in just a short phrase
What a David means to me
If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry.
Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in.
Hahahahacutcutcut
by Daybid April 21, 2023
Get the Davidmug. by mpypop July 26, 2022
Get the international molly and david daymug. Hot-headed nice person . Very good friend and person. He will be successful no matter what he thinks. His friends will support him No matter what especially Pratham .He might be depressed but his friends will help him get over it . He loves music , hanging out with his friends , DC ,SCP Foundation, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter ( fiction overall). He is loved by a lot of people.
by MP Landon November 24, 2022
Get the Gorugantala David Abhishekmug. by RAV3STAR May 1, 2022
Get the david-leemug. David A. Kingdon "aka" s4unna.dk22 on his social media account is a basketball,track, and field player. David is much known for his dominance in the paint during his 7th grade basketball season. David has even had coaches from many schools come watch him play; but the coaches mainly came too David's track meets. The best thing about David's athleticism was his speed. Despite being 5'6 142 lbs, David was very fast for his unhealthy body. David had run a 22.5 in the 200 meter dash and an outstanding 13.7 in the 100 meter dash. David is very special because not only was he fast but jumped a high of 17.5 in long jump! David Kingdon is gonna be something serious when he goes to college to play pro. David also has 3 offers and is making it his very most concerned to become a D1 athlete.
by John Kole April 30, 2024
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