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Car Horn

An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.

A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.

A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.

A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.
I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020
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urban car inventor

while reading the definitions of several nations and countries in the urban dictionary one may recognize that its common to mention cool inventions that are made in this countries. the strange thing is: all of them invented the car!
so check out wikipedia. the history of the car is long, including inventors from England, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium etc.
by Dudenextdoor March 17, 2008
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Car

A useful weapon used by drunks who decided that no one should be safe while trying to get home. Cars can also be used as ranged weapons if the driver is willing to jump out of the vehicle. They also have kidnapping potential with the invention of the trunk.
I am going to run that bitch over with a car.
Get in the trunk you stupid bitch.
No officer I didn't hit her with my car.
by TheUnlucky13 November 17, 2022
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car food

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints
"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"
by BIGMASSIVECOCKSUCKER April 18, 2020
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lighthouse car park

best doggin place you will ever go.scenery is stunning.10/10 recommend
by greencar January 30, 2023
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A sexy car man

Fuck me in the Porsche daddy - Kelsey about a sexy car man
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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mad-a-gas-car

Refers to a driver, driving a gas car, having road rage, commonly against electric vehicles. Mostly Teslas.
Verb.
This dude's about to mad-a-gas-car !
by 72Pigeons February 24, 2025
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