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tea drought

when your friend group is lacking tea
"yo nothing is interesting anymore"

"ikr, it's such a tea drought"
by phantomgirll November 16, 2019
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Tea

Tea is NOT just a beverage. Tea is gossip and drama usually spilt by a few people like tea dealers there’s mostly one sometimes. But tea does go around in friendships.
Me to someone who wants tea: I heard that yesterday Becky was out for getting lip fillers

Person who wants tea: wow that’s some tea

Me to my friend,Ashley ( made up): ooo you got any tea I need tea
Ashley ( again made up): yep
Me: yay! Spill the tea all of it please! I might have some too.

Ashley: ok I heard that Gabby ( made up) called your man ugly and gay.

Me: THAT BITCH. Ashley that’s some tea thanks for telling me.

Ashley: what’s the tea?
Me: oh my boyfriend you know ,Kyle ( MADE UP AGAIN) said i love you

Ashley: awww that’s some cute tea.

( disclaimer:ALL THE NAMES I USED ARE MADE UP I DONT KNOW PEOPLE WITH THESE NAMES ITS MADE UP AGAIN I REPEAT THE NAMES ARE MADE UP)
by Thatgirl05 October 6, 2019
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Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.
Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"
by raslie March 5, 2021
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Tea

1.) Basically gossip. People like to spread this around school. It’s usually interesting.

2.) The world’s best hot drink. You can find this at starbucks. The green version can boost metabolism.
1.)

Person 1: Wait what did she say?

Person 2: No, no, I can’t tell you.
Person 1: Please! I wanna know the tea!

Person 2: Fine- she said that you... (insert tea here)
2.)
Person 1: I love tea so much, wanna go to Starbucks and get some?
by AestheticMix June 2, 2019
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Earl Gray Tea

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"
by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020
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Clock that tea

To be in an argument or debate and someone said something you easily prove them wrong that's when the phrase "clock that tea "takes place
person 1: that's why you shoes raggedy

Person 2:that is why yo mama dead what shoes she got on?
person 3" you clocked her tea girl'
the girl spoke back smartly so person 3 said "clock that tea girl"
by ninja.turtle.lover March 5, 2025
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