The Right Way

Is it stealing someone else's work and making them work for you for free?

Hym "What is the right way? Getting paid to watch UFC fights for free? How about letting a mental retard pay you to let him steal intellectual property? Ignoring the guy telling you your kids are about to get shot in the face if you don't contact HYM and to something about this immediately? What is it Mike? What's the right way? Succeeding in a way that doesn't radically undermine the success and masculinity of people who haven't actually done anything of substance? Nah. Fuck you. I'm IN THE RIGHT. So you don't get to tell me anything. You need to get off you high-horse... Get on your hands and knees... And eat that fucking crow before you, LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO SUFFERED BECAUSE AND ONLY BECAUSE YOU IGNORED ME, lose everything. You are letting people who are mentally retarded make decisions that they have no business making and now you are trying to slow roll the remediation of YOUR mistake. And I'm nor paying for it. I'm not dying for your sins this time incest freak."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

Men's rights activists

You are just as bad as the punditry.

Hym "I'll tell the men's rights activists the same thing I pundits: I don't need you to argue poorly for rights I don't want. And you're wrong. I DO just want sex... Almost exclusively with lesbians... Which is weird. I think prostitution should be legal and it would solve my problems with women immediately."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2025

right-wing

Liberalism, privatization, nazism, fascism, capitalism, MGTOW/redpill, heterosexism, machism, freemasonry, militarism, integralism, conservatism, hydroxychloroquine, liberation of rifles, death penalty, liberation of grenades, flat earthism, olavism, christianity, neoliberalism, patriarchy, androcentrism, catholicism, evangelicalism, anti-vaccine, protestantism, racial quotas for whites, quotas for believers, bible, high prices, hitlerism, mussolinism, pinochetism, arenism, francoism, salazarism, zionism, bolsonarism, trumpism, supremacy of the rich, supremacy of the bourgeoisie, business dictatorship, militia and chloroquine.

I hate right-wing.

by Aquecetilador December 20, 2023

Right

Something you shouldn't have in our government.

We have no rights. Long live the USSR!

by You stupid... June 1, 2021

By right & By left

Typically used in Singlish to differentiate between the "right & proper"/official/etc (by right) way of doing something and the "quick & easy"/unofficial/corner-cutting/etc (by left) way of doing something.

Alice: Hey! Rubbish collector supposed to collect recyclables separate from non-recyclables, what?

Bob: By right, that’s the case but by left they oso just dump them in the same bin.
Alice: What by right & by left?! They should do their job properly!
Bob: Liddat, lor; angry so much for what?

by AzureArmageddon February 13, 2023