Monkey Arms

A visual display of frustration or disappointment where you hang your head and raise your arms over your head and wave them back and forth in a monkey-like manner.

I could see John was having a bad day on the golf course when he went full Monkey Arms after yet another bad short.

by Jake1675 May 30, 2013

bust monkey

1. A person who is attracted to the point of obsession (and often ingestion) to ejaculate.

2. pejorative, one who is of poor morals or taste (no pun intended).

"Wow, Sheila is a real bust monkey"

"I can't believe you, you fucking bust monkey!"

"What kind of bust monkey would say something like that?"

by Mr Shwizzle December 26, 2007

ginger monkey

an inquisitive, red-headed creature known to roam the land in search of a stressful situation in which he/she can cry about.

Look at Gould... he's such a ginger monkey

by Urban Legend June 17, 2008

Mud monkey

A nickname given to army cadets by Air cadets because they are often found rolling around in the mud

Unfortunately we will be joined by Mud monkeys on our next camp, cadets.

by poshboi April 10, 2015

pirate monkey

In Invader Zim, it is the name suggested for the resistance by Shloonktapooxis. Lard Nar ignores it and goes with the name "The Resisty."

Lard Nar: We need a name. Something that will strike fear in all who hear of the resistance!
Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the "pirate monkies!" It's an awesome name.

by INVADERCHRIS January 15, 2005

humping the monkey

Two people have sex are humping the monkey

I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005

Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by TempleofJews August 3, 2018