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e-dad

An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.
Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."
by Someone on the internet April 5, 2019
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Bluffs Dad

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.
P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023
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Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.
My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...
by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021
mugGet the Dadmug.

Dad's fun box

Let's shoot missiles in dad's fun box.
by Paul Mchorny January 21, 2022
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black biological dad

When your white but you see your dad on tv at the oscars and he's black af
Wow I have a black biological daddy!
by Enemy men August 21, 2016
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trailer dad

by Trailermom2002 May 7, 2017
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Dad

A Nigga That Is A Runner As Soon As He Finds Out He Gonna Be A Father.
I'm Pregnant DadI Gotta Go Run To Store Be Back In A Few
by 21babygirl July 9, 2017
mugGet the Dadmug.

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