Middle School

A word/phrase that refers to junior high but actually means bad or stressful.

Jake: "Ugh, Jenna is so middle school."
Ashley: "How is that?"
Jake: "She was just dramatic."

by Speeled It Rongs? October 16, 2010

School Tarded

Being knowledgeable in school but having no real world skills

Joe: Hey I heard Caroline got an A on the math test!

Nick: Who cares man, you ever talk to her? She's school tarded.

by peake19 June 1, 2011

School Pimple

Term given to a pre-teen or younger who runs around a lot at school and gets little bumps on their face from not washing the sweat off afterwards.

Mom: "Oh my gosh! my 5 year old has acne!"
Dad: "Nope, that's just school pimples, the little bugger needs to wash his face after running around at school"

by the real Mrs B June 6, 2010

school disco'd

The act of trying to suduce a woman in a club/bar/school disco by coming up to her from behind, hands on hips or arse, with R Kelly's "Bump 'n' Grind" in their heads and usually hammered, shirt off, and leery.

"My mate Sal got pulled by this guy. He school disco'd her up! And she loved it!"

by Jarvisimo June 20, 2007

nueva school

a school for mostly smart people. not the most well rounded in athletics, arts, wellbeing of student, etc. It's still a good school with intelligent students

person 1: "where do you go?"
person 2: "nueva school. its pretty cool I went to china, im taking college level math, and I love mushrooms
person 1: "oh. thats interesting."
person 2: "I know!"

by ilovelearning October 23, 2017

school teacher

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.

Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!

by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018

Shrine Schools

a mess.

Not just half a mess, but a whole ass mess.

person 1: "oh where do you go to school?"
person 2: "shrine schools"
person 1: "I'm so sorry"

by Canada's no name brand May 13, 2018