Grief Riding

When people use tragic circumstances or events to promote themselves or services
Terrible fire yesterday in town, prayers for those lost RIP

We however do have a fantastic sale on fire blankets and lawnmowers so come on down...

"Shameful he is Grief Riding"
by SP McGra December 10, 2024
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Ride the Dragon

To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.
I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.
by MacChaddy5453059 December 09, 2020
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steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!
by phantom hawk train February 23, 2019
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crevice riding

When you slide your finger slowly down a persons ass crack.
Ava was crevice riding Sam last night a got a little shit under her finger nail.
by justinher April 25, 2016
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Old Fashioned Car Ride

It means sex.

It’s a vague reference to the car scene in Titanic when Jack & Rose make love in the back seat of that old Renault (yes I researched what car it was for this to have word variety).

If you want to be less vague & WAY more direct to your desired person of saying this to, you can instead say “Titanic Car Ride”. If wanting something even more vague & secretive, “Vintage Car Ride”.

New phrase invented by me to be secretly dirty ;)
Lora: Wow how’s Jack

Rose: We actually got to go on an Old Fashioned car ride! Cool huh?

Lora: Yeah?

Rose: lol.
by Superjuliam August 22, 2022
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RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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Slide n ride

when your girl is on top and casually
slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like there’s no tomorrow.
Person 1: Yo brah last night Jane pulled a fast one on me and did the slide n ride.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.
by uandus February 12, 2020
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