Real titan

A REAL TITAN isn't some bs AOT "Titan", they're cool fucking robots in the best games ever: TITANFALL 1 AND 2
STAND BY FOR TITANFALL
Pilot, your Titan is ready to be deployed
Monarch is such a good titan
What's an AOT? A Titan? *turns you around* This is a REAL TITAN, mate.
by DeadlyDozer April 19, 2024
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Real estate

An authoritative source that is not on your side.
Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.
by The Original Agahnim June 04, 2021
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Real estate

A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.
The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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A Real Piece

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.

Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't

The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!

Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece

(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece

G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!

coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
by gitonga August 19, 2018
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real nigga job

A real nigga job refers to jobs worked in the 60s and 70s in the Deep South such as working in the field and day labor.
My Pops said, “Sitting at a desk isn’t hard work. Try working a real nigga job.”
by 1Luh_Mama October 05, 2023
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ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life
ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard
by emotional damage 2.0 November 11, 2022
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