by Jekkkwk April 19, 2021
Get the Potatomug. The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.
Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.
by CorgisDie June 3, 2025
Get the Mach Potatomug. A word for when you find yourself ranting of what seems like random, irrelevant nonsense and wish to terminate the line of thought.
Computer Programmer: Here, take a look at this Jimmy. Now I know these four pixels don’t really mean much to you right now, but using this function I’ve made I should be able to draw an image on the screen at a specific position relative to the top-left corner of the display. You see, I store the data of the image as a list of RGB values which have to be ordered in this very specific way to maximize storage space. It iterates over every 3 numbers in the data list to get each pixel’s rgb color channels, and uses the width and height of the image to figure out where to put it. This function will also accept hex and hsv formats, which are just different ways of writing colors, and is very cool but does take some advanced type checking in the background, so perhaps I’ll split these functions into separate 'loadHex' and 'loadHSV' functions so it doesn’t have to check each time, not sure, maybe I’ll make this a library...do you think i should use classes for this…OOP is really cool nowadays……….... hmm……….. but yeah, this is like, the most awesomest incredible thing because this makes it possible to upload custom images if I can figure out how to extract the rgb pixel data from a file……. this opens up a whole new world of possibilities for my oddly specific use case..that you don’t seem to quite understand or grasp?um, Jimmy………. are you even listening to me?
Jimmy who lives down the road: …………………………..Huh?
Computer Programmer: ……………………………………….well……..*sigh*……………………………………… Potatoes.
Jimmy who lives down the road: …………………………..Huh?
Computer Programmer: ……………………………………….well……..*sigh*……………………………………… Potatoes.
by programmin May 15, 2024
Get the Potatoes.mug. by Richard Beater October 20, 2025
Get the Mashin My Potatoesmug. A beautiful girl who is self conscious about herself. She is always there to build you up but often puts herself down.
Me: why are you so pretty all the time?
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.
by Grimmgirlfandom June 13, 2018
Get the Potatomug. Anyone that has a big gap between their front buck teeth that looks like they can peel a potato with them.
by Sabaka z Mahusky February 1, 2022
Get the potato peelermug.