Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 04, 2017

potato shed

During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.

On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.

🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.

by Fryer Cluck September 25, 2023

potato place

A place where potatoes are typically put; most often the mouth of a Irish girl or woman.

Shut your potato place or I will make you a real Irish Beauty!

by kmaddesa May 08, 2014

potato voice

(verb- to have a), to be able to sing for shit, i.e to be only able to sing an acrapella

if you have a potato voice, even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you sing any better.

by Sexydimma June 18, 2013

reggae potato

a cool potato that sings raggae

ooooh reggae potato

by enjoyyourday October 12, 2020

potato bush

A fucking bush that grows potato's.

Andrew:Hey look it's a potato bush.
Nate:Potato's don't grow on bushes.
*Andrew proceeds to smack Nate*

by Pr0nHub August 21, 2017

A Potato

Something that flies around in the room before you came in. Excuse.

Frank Ocean said it was a tornado, not a potato, dummy.

by Anony. Res September 13, 2023