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Post Wait

The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.

Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.
Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!
by kelsinatormg July 6, 2011
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Sad Posting

Post and reposting sad memes, poems, videos, or other posts on social media
Person 1: *reposts sad edit on Tiktok"
Person 2: "What's wrong? Why are you sad posting?"
by sosou August 20, 2025
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flame post

A abusive message posted on the Internet or sent by email, typically in quick response to another message.
Why did ypu sent that flame post?
by SvenOslo June 17, 2017
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stab posting

Posting selectively controversial comments for short periods of time to see who responds and what their opinion is before too many people see it and your life is ruined.
Stab posting is posting “Bill Cosby is free! I guess drinks are on him” followed by watching the comments for 30 minutes and then deleting the posts
by BKallSmiles July 30, 2021
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Post-Awake

the uneducated fans of Christian Rock band, Skillet. Pre-Awake is the other group.
Pre-Awake being fans that have known and listened to Skillet for years before their 2009 release of their Awake album.
Post-Awake, of course, being the opposite. This group of fans mainly only know of Skillet for the mainstream released songs "Monster" and "Hero" and really dont know some of the band's history.
Post-Awake fan: OMG I love that new band Skillet!
Pre-Awake fan: Oh really? whats your favorite song?
Post: Monster of course. Yours?
Pre: Forsaken
Post: What?! THEY HAVE NEW SONGS OUT?!
by Road_Kill_88M_90 February 26, 2011
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post-obese rack

typically, a very hot woman with a large set of breasts only because she used to be obese.
Joe: That Lisa has such an amazing pair!
Sam: Yeah, she gained 20 pounds then lost it all just for the post-obese rack!
by Jfishy October 8, 2011
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post-sonic

Musical composition that is completely inaudible.
John Cage's"4:33" was an early example of post-sonic composition.
by C.O. August 29, 2006
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