swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.

There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island

by Criminal47 August 11, 2022

Trojan Horse Friend

Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.

Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'

by rodlikestoparty July 6, 2018

glitter horse

glitter horse. look at my lesbians

glitter horse is glitter horse

by clappingCat January 5, 2024

horse ball

A high level manipulating tactic like gas lighting but way stronger

guy 1 "dude you wanna play orangutan shotput with me NOW!"
guy 2 "STOP PLAYING HORSE BALL WITH ME BUD IM NOT FALLING FOR IT"

by johniscool44 April 15, 2024

Horse Juggler

This is the name given to circus performers who perform genital stimulation to multiple male horses simultaneously.

"Oh did you did you see Gary last night doing his dance moves? He sure looked like a horse juggler"

by Dannas p train September 6, 2016

give water to the horses

Going to pee

Person 1: where you going
Person 2: to give water to the horses

by skidiby August 19, 2024

Desert Horse

1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.

2: A desert animal known as a camel.

friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.

friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though

by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011