muffin maker 

An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.

For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.

Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.

muffin maker by m.t.p. December 28, 2008

Jamaican Pancake Maker

The act of releasing one's bowels upon the chest of an asian then continuing to sit on top of said feces thus creating the desired pancake shape.

Mike: Will, did you really pull a Jamaican Pancake Maker on Katie last weekend?

Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.

Jamaican Pancake Maker by ch1nk123 December 1, 2013

Money Maker 

1) A device that literally makes money, such as a coin press or a bill press.

2) A device or anatomical region that figuratively makes money, such as a "booty", "nice set of legs" or in rare cases a "brain." Body parts that come in pairs are generally referred to in the plural.

3) A device that indirectly makes money, such as a computer or guitar.

4) One who makes money, such as Bill Gates.

"Let's fire up the money maker. We have an order for $6 billion in 20s."

"Shake ya money maker baby!" (referring to the bottom)

"Shake ya money makers baby!" (referring to the breasts)

"Shake the money maker" (referring to the process by which a coin press is shaken to clear a jam)

"I wear a helmet to protect my money maker"

"I owe my success to my money maker... my PC!"

"I'm the money maker of the family"

Money Maker by RedWater June 1, 2009

whatever makes you wet 

1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.

Jill: "Do you want to watch The Notebook or Armageddon?"
Tom: "Well... whatever makes you wet."

whatever makes you wet by st33lyguy December 26, 2007

Bastard Maker 

A Male with 2 or more children by 2 or more females a he's not married and doesn't take care of any of his bastards.

Girl don't call him, he's nothing but a "Bastard Maker".

Bastard Maker by Aunt Angela August 18, 2006

makeila

A name: A strong independent person. A name in which teachers constantly spell wrong. Hispanic/ Latin/o descent pronounced “Ma•ki•la”. Mess with her she’ll come back with facts and statistics as an insult”

“She is so studious she must be a Makeila”

makeila by -micah April 6, 2019

makeout bitch 

someone who tags along with a couple so that the couple can makeout with their parents thinking it is a group activity.

She was Jamie and Rachael's makeout bitch.

makeout bitch by Anne E June 17, 2006