March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

March 6

The day means to expose ur fav rappers

Maria-today is March 6
Jay-and?
Maria- it’s ur fav rapper exposing day
Jay-ohh shoo I forgat
Maria-lemme expose this nigga real quick 🤣

by 🐍😉 February 17, 2021

March 10

People born on this date are so pretty and very important to keep around yourself. Keep in mind that if you mess with these people you will have trouble.

Girl: hey your so pretty when where you born?

Me: oh on March 10 why?

Girl:oh no wonder your so pretty ❤️

by Yin lee March 6, 2022

March 15

congrats, you're probably an anxious crackhead who doesn't think before they speak and then realize how stupid you sound. you also think you look good in your outfit when you leave the house, but then you feel stupid when you walk in public. you don't think you are, but people actually like you, you're the life of the party! (only sometimes tho lol) teachers probably don't like you, and your favourite teacher is the one you had 3 years ago.

shittt, your friends with the kid born on March 15? you must be lucky, but you also gotta check in on them once in a while, y'know?

by im not special lol March 1, 2022

March 11

Act like you fell in love with everyone day

You: Hello (name) you look very pretty today, and mighty fine
(Name): What the frick are you doing

You: Today is act like you fell in love with people day!
(Name): OH March 11...right heh

by Marphmellow January 31, 2022

Oeuf qui Marche

The main character in the fanfiction "Oeuf qui Marche's Request" by Xx_vestusindisguise_xX on AO3. As his name implies, he is an egg that walks. However he is more than that, he has a greasy rommate and was somehow able to befriend the fashionable god, Vestus. I've heard him best described as a "nasty Vestus simp"

Oeuf qui Marche ate a sandwich after that intense futboll session

by zestmaxxer75 June 16, 2023

march 7th

The most funny and kind people are born on march 7th, also you parents had sex in June.

Oh look! it march 7th, happy birthday!

by gay rat boy December 15, 2021