I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

Try-hard (swedish version)

In Sweden, the word is often used to describe someone who puts a lot of effort into school or someone who makes a lot of dribbles while playing a sport for fun. A mean way of saying someone has high ambitions

Common use of Try-hard (swedish version):

- Look at how much Oscar is dribbling.
- Yeah, he’s such a try-hard

Or

- Is Sven actually studying between the lessons?
- He’s a try-hard.

by The try-hard February 21, 2020

Ridin-Hard

To feel overly warm & fizzy after taking prescription Pain-killers, or Doogs, with fellow users and friends.

Marcus: How you feeling brotha ?

Worm: I'm Ridin-Hard so much that I can't even feel my damn legs!

by Doogie Hauser October 13, 2008

rick hard

An insult named after the shittest chivalry 2 player to ever exist.

You are worse than rick hard you incompetent fool

by BuffJames July 9, 2022

hard

"call me a camel, the way i be spittin"
- Ducky Momo 5/14/2022 4:20

My big fello Ducky Momo that shit went hard

by cockandballs\ May 14, 2022

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022