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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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Hard

To be hard, punching someone in the face. Owning a gun. Shooting someone. Stabbing someone. Drug dealing. Growing drugs. Being a part of a gang. Boxing. Kicking someones door off. Being arrested for fighting. Stopping friends from being beaten up and beating the person up thats trying to hurt them. Running downstairs with a machete to save your dads life after 3 men break in.
Sacha was so hard she stabbed that guy in the hand when he toched her leg.
by anonymous January 19, 2024
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hard exit

A descriptive term relating to a difficult and often sudden end to a relationship
I had really fallen for Mark and thought we were going to get married then he dumped me and I've been devastated since. It was a hard exit for sure.
by Bob Francios the Fifth January 30, 2024
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Hard Itch'd

Hard Itch'd 'noun'
"Hannah you're a bitch" Omg did she hard Itch'd me?
by Bayarea Dictionary February 2, 2024
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Hards

The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.

He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
That monkey is such a Hards
I love how weird hards is
by MonkeyManOogaBooga April 3, 2023
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