muss up my hair

To "attack" sexually.

Girl, when I come over are you going to muss up my hair?

by Falconcc_24 August 19, 2008

high voltage hair piece

when you use somebodys bandana to wipe your ass

"hey bro let me get your bandana,...I got swamp ass...then he puts the bandana back on his head,dam man now i got a high voltage hair piece

by Matt King August 31, 2006

receiding haired manlet

A person whose hairline is receding. This person is also a manlet aka short man who wishes he was tall.

Wow johnson look at that receiding haired manlet over there.

damn hes short, I didn't know that they exsisted.

by bobby light69696969 October 27, 2009

bad hair day

The act where in the male receives fellatio by a female wearing a baseball hat and at the point of no return, releases himself into said baseball hat, then putting it back on her head and twisting it around Jorge Posada style.

Shes been in the shower for an hour cause he gave her the ol bad hair day.

by Krisza November 04, 2007

Brandon Walsh Hair

A hair style the represents the persons following trates: Lazy, Misrible, Grumpy, Poor Work Ethic, Good At Nothing, Anoyying laugh, a snake. th person who usualy has this hair style will get a job by being a "shoe in" because they have a relative at that job. This person is hated by many even though he thinks he is cool.

Operator 1: "Man, Look at Greg he is so lazy, all he does is complain and get nothing done!"

Operator 2: "let it go Chris, he has Brandon Walsh Hair."

by MagTheRipper October 17, 2008

Golden Haired God Man

A blonde haired man, usually tall in stature. Having many talents and appearing God-like to women.

The bassist was an amazing golden haired god man on stage.

by -shortstack January 26, 2011

pulling your cunt hairs

To make a joke. ie "pulling your leg"

Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.

by God in his humanlyist form April 28, 2012