Funt fucker

guy who fucks a girls funt
(not in the pussy but just funt)

jan, dylan dident even get it in all the way

sussy, soo where was it at then?

jan, i think he just fucked my funt...

sussy, that would totally make him a funt fucker

by kaleb pierce March 15, 2008

fucker

you

fuck off, fucker

by donaldtong July 15, 2021

Stump fucker

An imaginary critter then will bite you and cause sleepiness

I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.

by Puddlechick June 29, 2021

Turf Fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.

John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.

by Trevor Fields April 29, 2011

Tomato fucker

Son of a farmer that's not allowed in the barn anymore.

After little Billy was caught fucking the pigs ant the chickens, we banished him from the farm. Next thing we know we got a little tomato fucker on our hands.

by Error219 May 23, 2022

Fucker!

When one is injured, drops something ect. They yell fucker istead of screaming.

PERSON 1: *drops plate*
PLATE: *breaks*
PERSON 1: FUCKER!

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

Tit Fucker

A stupid person that has no brains.
A dumb ass.

When your buddy does something stupid "You shouldn't have done that tit fucker."

by coyotecotton June 9, 2022