fast food long

when you go to get a quick bite to eat and for some reason your order takes forever
person 1: god damn its been 15 minutes and all i ordered was a burger

Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese

Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long
by lil steezy January 14, 2010
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food brain

A verb; to enter a state of mind where all is incomprehensible until delicious food such as Paczki enters the mouth hole. Occures often and can lead to severe frustration if not properly cared for.
Boi, you got mad food brain, let's get you chow ASAP.
by Hashtagdealwithit January 13, 2017
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Deranged Food

Phrase: Used to describe a food that is not necessarily gross, but very bizarre.

Meatballs are not inherently gross, but the name and the thought of “meat” in ball form is very disturbing and deranged when thought about.
“Lasagna is so weird if you think about it, its just meat, sauce, and cheese separated into layers by slabs of pasta”

“Lasagna is a deranged food
by girlmeat March 20, 2022
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guess the food game

A game between 2 or more people where there is one "feeder" and "taster", the taster is blindfolded and sitting in front of the feeder blindfolded, who stands in front of the taster not blindfolded and puts different objects into the taster's mouth. Often this is played as a drinking game where for every one the taster guesses wrong they must take a shot, where for which ever item they guess correctly the feeder must take a shot. However another version of this game is sexual, usually ending in the feeder putting their genitals into the tasters mouth. This often seen in porn.
I had so much fun at my Bachelorette party we all played guess the food game...of course there tones of bananas. XD

Dude...I got her to play guess the food game with me last night.
by Daddy GM October 14, 2021
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guilt food

Feeling bad about not buying food when visiting a supermarket, bakery or other grocery establishment. Therefore you buy unnecessary food products/produce
Grandma went to the bakery and bought guilt food because she was feeling sad for the employees.
by Thedude9880 December 03, 2023
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Butt food

When someone feeds another person baby bird style with their butt hole.
You better not loose this game of Mario kart or else you’ll have to eat my butt food
by Missclassypants February 21, 2022
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019
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