free eater

A person who is not on any sort of diet and eats whatever they want, whenever they want.

"Is Pete a vegetarian?" "No, he's a free eater."

by ashleyboggle April 17, 2021

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Free Mealer

A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.

Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.

by NM83 August 17, 2025

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Sam Free

Sam: “number 2 horse is such a slagger”
The Horse:

Sam Free said “This guy is such a slagger”

by YungPedroThrNegroe August 10, 2019

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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

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