strawberry creme pie

When a guy cums in a girls ear then punches her in the ear. Thus making a red and white mix
" Why does Marissa have cotton in her ear? Cause Tim gave her a strawberry creme pie last night. "
by Brad1211 October 01, 2007
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quik-crete creme pie

The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.
"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."
by barry n mcpeter January 25, 2014
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stuck her foot in that pie

To do a great job in making the food dish.
My aunt Murt "stuck her foot in that pie"!!! She makes the best one's i've ever tasted!!.

by cwan18 April 26, 2009
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eat my cherry pie

Hey baby, you gonna eat my cherry pie tonight?
by Cherrycherry August 13, 2017
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Go Fuck Yourself Pie

Fictitious pie to be served to an individual who needs to go fuck his/herself.
Bill: You really made an ass of yourself today during your presentation to the new clients, Frank.

Frank: Hey, Bill, I've got a nice piece of Go Fuck Yourself Pie here for you. Eat up, fucker.
by bktscrambler October 05, 2009
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Mile High Mud Pie

Sir, our first class passengers have the choice of chicken, fish, or a mile high mud pie?
by C shifter March 12, 2010
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Blueberry Cream Pie

Shoot your load all over a chicks face and then punch her in the face and break her nose.
You just gave me a blueberry cream pie you jerk!
by Royce April 21, 2005
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