strawberry creme pie

When a guy cums in a girls ear then punches her in the ear. Thus making a red and white mix

" Why does Marissa have cotton in her ear? Cause Tim gave her a strawberry creme pie last night. "

by Brad1211 October 15, 2007

quik-crete creme pie

The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.

"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."

by barry n mcpeter January 24, 2014

stuck her foot in that pie

To do a great job in making the food dish.

My aunt Murt "stuck her foot in that pie"!!! She makes the best one's i've ever tasted!!.

by cwan18 April 27, 2009

eat my cherry pie

Eating out a pussy then popping the cherry.

Hey baby, you gonna eat my cherry pie tonight?

by Cherrycherry August 12, 2017

Go Fuck Yourself Pie

Fictitious pie to be served to an individual who needs to go fuck his/herself.

Bill: You really made an ass of yourself today during your presentation to the new clients, Frank.

Frank: Hey, Bill, I've got a nice piece of Go Fuck Yourself Pie here for you. Eat up, fucker.

by bktscrambler October 5, 2009

Mile High Mud Pie

Anal sex in an airplane bathroom.

Sir, our first class passengers have the choice of chicken, fish, or a mile high mud pie?

by C shifter March 12, 2010

Blueberry Cream Pie

Shoot your load all over a chicks face and then punch her in the face and break her nose.

You just gave me a blueberry cream pie you jerk!

by Royce April 21, 2005