A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.
The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
Dragons are real
by Dragon_believer January 24, 2021
alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today
by dafinkey November 17, 2023
Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.
Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't
The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't
The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!
Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece
(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece
G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!
coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!
Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece
(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece
G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!
coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
by gitonga August 19, 2018
A real nigga job refers to jobs worked in the 60s and 70s in the Deep South such as working in the field and day labor.
by 1Luh_Mama October 05, 2023
when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life
by emotional damage 2.0 November 11, 2022
Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021