double facebooking

when you're so bored whilst looking at facebook that your eyes just phase out and wander over your computer screen, until you notice your favorites toolbar and see the link to facebook and think 'ah, facebook; that will alleviate my boredom', and clicking it raises you mood ever so slightly until you realise you have in fact just double facebooked yourself.

Tom: 'dude, where were you last night? we had an awesome house party with about thirty people here, it was legendary'

Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'

Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'

Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'

by the fierce cactopus August 25, 2010

Double Facebooking

Having two browsers open with Facebook on both. Commonly used when playing multiple facebook games, or by forgetting that you already have facebook open.

guy: How do you manage to level up all your facebook games so fast?
guy 2: It's easy, you just use double facebooking!

by Addicted2Facebook December 20, 2009

facebook profilia

When you like everything on someone's profile including their pictures.

facebook love

Ted: that jimmy kid really likes your pictures
Mickey: yea he has facebook profilia for you, i hope hes not homoprofiliac for me...

by vietnamese manofwar March 3, 2011

Facebook Mourning

taking time-off of Facebook for a certain amount of time due to death of a relative or friend. A show of respect, if you may, to the deceased.

Dee : Why hasn't AK update his Facebook status lately?

Mike: His Grandpa passed away a week ago, so he's Facebook Mourning...

by AK87 December 23, 2010

Facebook Stalking

When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.

Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.

Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.

by Janetta simmons November 22, 2011

Facebook Hashtag

The leech of society. Because Facebook doesn't have a word limit, so you can hashtag abuse in your Facebook novel and lose all respect from your friends.

Your Facebook Hashtags. I hate them.

by S.102 August 20, 2014

Facebook Warrior

A facebook warrior is a person who is always on facebook.

Tyrone : Yo swear down bruv, James is always on facebook.

Reece : Yeah innit he's a facebook warrior.

by Chei October 19, 2011