facebook fucked 

the act of pretending to be friendly with someone who is kissing your ass so that they can legitimately add you to facebook the next day. this individual is usually a strange asian girl from the 2nd floor of ww, who may have been using drugs in 301's bathroom, and definitley was giving away too many hugs, and also definitely showed up at 2.30 am drank peach schnapps, ate some cake and left.

this girl got facebook fucked by maryam, cause maryam doesn't have facebook!

facebook fucked by TRN 305 April 13, 2008

Facebook Creeper 

When someone (usually a guy) just looks for hot girls from other schools in the surrounding area. Sometimes because they cant get girls from their own school, or because the selection of girls at their school is bad. They then proceed to get their number and text them non-stop. Once you get one, the easier it is to get more and more and more and more. Usually never actually seeing them in person. Sometimes refereed to as "Creepin'"

Definition 1
Brandon- How does Dillon know all these girls?
Me- He just Facebook Creeps every night.
Brandon- What cant he get any girls from our school?
Me-Apparently not so he has to resort to adding every hot girl he sees on Facebook.
Brandon- He's such a Facebook Creeper.
Me- Word.

Definition 2
(Creepin')
Guy 1- Man the girls suck at our school.
Guy 2- Yeah thats why im creepin'.
Guy 1-Yeah i might go creepin' tonight.

Facebook Creeper by muscled pegasus February 18, 2011

facebook official 

to be posted on facebook

Angela: Are you guys going out yet??
Lauren: Not quite, it's not facebook official

facebook official by twinkletoes6291 January 14, 2008

facebook horror 

ugly bitch on facebook who needs her ass kicked by her daddy. Ugly ho who just won't leave. She also talks shit to her self because she has no friends and no life and takes out her sexual frustration on urban dictionary and facebook trying to suck the life out of other people who look better than her ugly ass. She jacks off her 1 inch penis 5 times a day while having a turkey shoved up her ass and is a no lipped bastard who uses clown make up to mask her lizard like appearance. Shes also going bald and doesnt shave her body hair. She calls men who reject her gay while being totally oblivious of the fact that it was because shes just plain ugly. She'll often believe that shes a 10 and needs to be reminded that shes a 0. People call her a slut but I know she isn't because no man in his right mind would ever have sex with that ugly dried up cunt.

Damn that facebook horror is one ugly motherfuker. I wish i can remove her from my list just so that I don't have to see her horrific looking face everday but I don't want to hurt her feelings because she might jump off an overpass.

facebook horror by ur face& ur ass looks thessame February 6, 2010

Facebook gamer 

An individual who spends nearly all of his or her time on Facebook playing games.

Steve was up all night playing farmville on Facebook. I didn't realize how much of a Facebook gamer he was.

Facebook gamer by Brexle February 24, 2010

facebook smart 

an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.

I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.

facebook smart by jayson j June 15, 2010

facebook poaching

the act of friend requesting people you don't know off of your friend's friend list.

an example of facebook poaching is sending friend requests to a coworkers friend just because they are hot.

facebook poaching by racholudo September 10, 2010