Boneless ass

Girl who sends nudes and it ain't nothing but bones

Boy: send me nudes babe
Girl: okay baby

Boy: damn! Ew! You a boneless ass bitch!

by Tokyo Ghoul July 21, 2017

Shelf ass

Noun: a butt characterised by the sharp right angle from one's back, to the top of their ass. The thighs blend straight into the booty, but somehow it is very distinct from the back. It looks like they sat down for so long that their ass flattened out. The sharp angle makes it look and act much like a shelf.

"My teacher has a shelf ass so big that you can stack books on it."

by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018

Ass Popping

Jesse's moms ass was popping

Colin: Your such a loser Jesse!
Jesse: At least my moms ass was popping last night.
Ass Popping means multiple orgasms in the ass

by Whatsupdood November 2, 2018

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Bartholomeu Ass

A fucking legend himself, best name for a clan on apex, and the members probably get laid atleast 3 times a week. Also the single greatest name to ever be invented

Bartholomeu Ass rammed us in apex legends

by CleetustheFeetus March 14, 2019

ass slipper

When a person types random ass words into social media platforms

Did you see what that ass slipper wrote today?

by lacktoesintolerant June 13, 2018

ass match

An idiot that merged in front of you on the highway

Don’t you dare merge in front of me you ass match!

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018