Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

Asshole

Nasty

You’re a nasty asshole

by anonymous December 30, 2021

fish asshole

when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean

i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.

by ilovefishasshole April 23, 2018

asshole

An unpleasant person who thinks they're better than you in any way.

Wow, I showed him my picture and he said his was better. he's such an asshole.

by loli big boobs July 3, 2015

Asshole

Someone who who says stuff like "you read the second word wrong"

You: Kill yourself, asshole!
Me: That's fair.

by Vexnator February 23, 2023

Joe Biden's asshole cigars

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Asshole Model

An asshole model is an antique model 100% of the times relating to an asshole. As human assholes come, it could be in all shapes and sizes. The antique asshole model comes from the unique featueres they offer. Usually being from Greek or English backgrounds and always being able to be spread to the most extreme sizes. Asshole models are well known for the large shits that they are able to produce and the large amounts of shit that they can also speak.

Edward how dare you show us your asshole at the dinner table!!! We don't care that you model, we're not shoving the chicken leg up there!!!

Georginio, I would like to introduce you to my friend David. Don't get frisky but he is an asshole model and was hired by Calvin klien yesterday!

by Salim Mehajer April 2, 2019