The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.
by sicmyduck June 26, 2019
Get the south park jesusmug. by Nunyabizppq December 6, 2019
Get the Jesus H. Christmug. If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.
by zDeagleX January 6, 2019
Get the Jesus my friendmug. A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.
It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.
by Kungfu Panda Express December 10, 2020
Get the House hunting with Jesusmug. Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .
by green gazes May 10, 2018
Get the jesus antonio martinezmug. An exclamatory statement made to show intense emotion. The "H" stands for Helen, which is Jesus' middle name.
"I just wanna lather myself up with heavy whipping cream and roll around the kitchen"
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.
by HAMonWRY June 15, 2019
Get the Jesus H. Christmug. An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.
2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
by Suzanne38 October 12, 2008
Get the Jesus suffering fuckmug.