Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉

When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.

by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023

Chris johns

Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.

You chris johns

by Badass6995 June 6, 2018

Chris

Chris is a Chad. He's probably your boss at work. handsome guy too.

chris is amazing, he just taught me how to become rich

by 1plate April 17, 2023

Chris

A Chris shoots niggas for money

chris be beefin with anybody😂😂

by Glizzy🇺🇸🦅 November 21, 2023

Pull a Chris

The act of buying a ticket to a low respect or child aimed film and seeing 1 to 2 films contrary to what the ticket says.

Yo, I'm totally gonna pull a Chris tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a ticket for Ride Along 2 but see The Witch and Race instead.

by DankMemeAnater September 1, 2016

Chris Paul

Used as a metaphor for stat padding. Making their stats look better in a game that’s significantly out of reach

Chris Paul with the huge three to cut the lead to 42.

by safety.scissors October 18, 2024

Chris West

An intellectual-bad ass that goes to a trade school that is a redneck school, but still has a little city in him. he spends his winters snowmobiling and his summers playing baseball and bmxing

-that was an epic chris west move

by xWESTxENDxKIDx78895x March 21, 2012