When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.
Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude
Emily: what the fuck dude
by Beanis_Weenis July 12, 2024
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Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
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Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.
That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.
by Stool_pidgun October 16, 2023
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Person 1: I stuffed my girls turkey pretty well last night!
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.
by Sir Farts and Cums A lot January 18, 2024
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damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
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damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
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