pet de shelly

petting the shell of someone’s head

Saleena is pet de shelly

by pet de shelly 101 April 19, 2019

De-blurp

Verb; to excise something that is ugly or displeasing to the eye

Nice work de-blurping that PPT presentation the other day!

by De-blurper March 2, 2021

De wey

“De Wey” is commonly searched by warriors originating from the African country of Uganda. When an Ugandan citizen mentions “De Wey” they are reffering to a holy and safe passage back to their motherland, Uganda. Ugandan Warriors will tell you that you must have ‘Ebola’ to know “De Wey”. Ebola can only affect a Ugandan person positively, so Ebola is not a problem to Ugandan Warriors. A Queen of the Ugandan people will always know “De Wey”, and it is highly advised that you avoid any contact with a Ugandan Queen or you may get attacked by the Ugandan Warriors.

Guy 1: Who are those warriors going towards us?

Ugandan Warrior 1: Excuse me sir, do you kno de wey?

Guy 2: What?

Ugandan Warrior 2: (Talking to Ugandan Warrior 1) no my brooda, they do not kno de wey. You have to have de ebola to kno de wey.

Guy 3: What the fuck?

by Accelt my handle please January 21, 2018

Alexander De Luca

Alexander De Luca has a gaping hole right between his two very bony legs.

Hey have you meet Alexander De Luca
YES, he has a huge pussy
Yes I fucked him

by truthwriter9000 July 21, 2022

cup de grass

like coup de grace, but heard thru a text-to-speech test.

Guy: what does cup de grass mean?
Girl: you mean coup de grace?
Guy: not really.

by Pola4ix February 3, 2022

de-dickulate

The act of cutting off a mans penis after he has cheated.

I caught him in bed with my sister, so I de-dickulated him.

by psfan May 16, 2011

wot de fauk

a stupid way to say what the fuck. usually used by people online as a joke to avoid censoring.

Jerry: yo man i just beat you up! EZ
Me: wot de fauk
Jerry: no.
Me: >:(

by Payzane and LoveCat September 25, 2020