by dankboo November 27, 2018

When someone says they are busy or can't talk until you mention you have extremely important gossip, "tea", in which in that moment all of a sudden they have all the time in the world.
by Lab chump 2000 February 8, 2024

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

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