by bestdickinthegalaxy November 23, 2021
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Anna: Yeah but Tom Kaulitz is hotter
Emily: They’re literally twins
Anna: I don’t care I want him inside me
Anna: Yeah but Tom Kaulitz is hotter
Emily: They’re literally twins
Anna: I don’t care I want him inside me
by softceIl January 21, 2024
Get the Tom Kaulitz mug.A Slytherin guy, who is often found trying to kill Harry at the end of each of the books in some way or another.
Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.
Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.
V/TMR: Voldemort is my past, present and future. - Tom writes his name in midair. Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranges it's letters to spell I am Lord Voldemort-
H: -gasps-
H: -gasps-
by KillerBangs May 4, 2023
Get the Tom Marvolo Riddle mug.Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home…..
Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home..
by jays_the_bae November 22, 2021
Get the Tom mug.Tom Holland is literally the most adorable person in the entire world. Some idiots don't think he's that cute but as I said they're idiots. Tomdaya aka Tom Holland and Zendaya may be a thing most people say they are but Tom and Zendaya say that they're only friends nothing more.
Me: Tom Holland looks so hot.
My friend: Who's Tom Holland?
Me: (Whacks friend with a baseball bat) Don't ever say that you don't know who he is.
My friend: Who's Tom Holland?
Me: (Whacks friend with a baseball bat) Don't ever say that you don't know who he is.
by Gabe itch 420 April 9, 2019
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by EdwardsCuccio April 4, 2022
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they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
by tom brian February 6, 2017
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