Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. 
When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.
by Lol just me dude August 25, 2017
Get the turtle ridingmug. Ride Leasing Ltd is by far the best car leasing company in the U.K! You want a car? They have them all! BMW? They have them! Tesla? They have them! Audi? They have them! Mercedes-Benz? They have them! Porsche? Of course, they have them!
by morgzzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2021
Get the Ride Leasing Ltdmug. person 1: it's 11:30, but i have to shower and leave at 12
person 2: as long as you finish by 11:50, you should be riding on time
person 2: as long as you finish by 11:50, you should be riding on time
by Defl August 20, 2021
Get the riding on timemug. Terrible fire yesterday in town, prayers for those lost RIP
We however do have a fantastic sale on fire blankets and lawnmowers so come on down...
"Shameful he is Grief Riding"
We however do have a fantastic sale on fire blankets and lawnmowers so come on down...
"Shameful he is Grief Riding"
by SP McGra December 10, 2024
Get the Grief Ridingmug. by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016
Get the riding a ponymug.