post maloned

To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.

"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."

by decoygrandma July 20, 2018

Post-season Depression

A period of minor depression following the end of a sports season. It is most common in high school athletes.

Person 1: “Damn, I just ain’t been right since the track season ended”
Person 2: “You got some post-season depression”

by august rain June 5, 2022

Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021

Post-Owned Car

A car for sale after having been previously owned

I'm gonna go buy a post-owned car

by Iamafox March 29, 2024

Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.

After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.

by princelothric March 11, 2024

Post Yogurt

Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.

Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.

Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.

Fin

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 8, 2023

Post Anime Depression

A feeling of immense sadness or sorrow, internally and externally, after watching a great anime because the great anime provided you with a joy that could never be replicated.

(The Abbreviated form is PAD)

Anthony suffered from Post Anime Depression after watching Kingdom.

by Dr Walace November 8, 2024