poop dick

n. A black man's very large unshapely black penis that resembles a log of shit.

"Oh Brianne, I heard you fucked Jamaal."
"Yeah, Jenny, it was pretty good, except for his fucking poop dick."

by yondaddy January 20, 2008

poop nose

a dude who took a dump, and then stuck his nose inside it and runs round screaming racism is right

Jame : i put my poop on my nose because im a "poop nose"
Danny : no dont do it....
Jamie : Racism should happen
Dannny : i gotta stop him ..

by roj@;}{} February 19, 2009

winnie the poop

When you squeeze honey into someone's ass, and then lick the asshole clean. Then the person proceeds to take a honey covered shit on your chest, hence Winnie the Poop!

After that Winnie the Poop yesterday, my ass cheeks were stuck together.

by Wolfe Four December 14, 2008

Poop Cacoon

Molded shit around somebodys dick, usually done while another person is asleep with a raginging erection, often blown dry to dry out the poop on the erection.

Don't fucking fall asleep douche bag or im going to give you a poop cacoon

by tit hair February 20, 2010

poop san

MR Poop in Japaneese

"Hey poop san get your ass over here!"

by Alex D February 12, 2005

poop snakes

A long, soft , excrement that leaves streaks as it goes down the toilet.

I just let out some poop snakes in the bathroom. Watch out for their trails!

by Dingle Berries December 6, 2007

Poop rape

When you’re cranking out a honkin log in a public restroom and a stranger barges through the door like an absolute lunatic and goes to town on your virgin butthole.

I was at Gridiron last night taking a massive shit and got poop raped.

by PRGod December 8, 2018