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Crush play

A type of foreplay when a girl tries her best to press a guy on a wall as hard as possible with her butt. The girl has to be positioned in front of her and the guy has to be in the back of her so he gets crushed by her butt crotch-first. The tighter the space the better for this so the guy has more physical pressure applied to him.
Jimmy was enjoying crush play in a tight space with Allison who has a huge butt. With her thick body and big butt applying so much pressure to his thin and gaunt body, he was practically crushed flat from the pressure. Nevertheless he really enjoyed the crush-play with her before they went at it in the bed.
by demontimepov May 22, 2024
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Playing the Spoons

a slang for shorush. usually it is injected by a syringe but criminal-kingpin Maxdonald has a tendency of putting shorush up a victim's nostril
"Come on over and I'll show you how to play the spoons"

Playing the spoons is really stupid because this show is really dumb
by Yoylecakius December 22, 2020
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Let’s play Valorant

This phrase is code for “Let’s have sex.”
Hey Luke, let’s play Valorant in my dorm room. My roommates are gone, so we can be as loud as we want to be.
by user3748293782 November 25, 2023
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playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.
Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead
by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018
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Play House

She has invited you in her house that has other played boys
Bro don’t go to her play house, leave her man. You’re just gon regret it later
by Play House April 14, 2022
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Pho-play

The sexual build-up that only occurs when a man/woman is dating a photographer and instead of the social norms of sweet-talking, cuddling and slow-music playing as the background, it involves taking pictures, which ultimately leads to sex.
Person 1: So how did the date go?

Person 2: I don't know. Maybe dating a photographer isn't all that's cracked up to be.

Person 1: What makes you think that?

Person 2: All we did last night was pho-play?

Person 1: But the sex was good, right?

Person 2: Fuck yeah!
by opeИ333 August 30, 2013
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monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.
Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.
by please be appropriate March 6, 2020
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