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baby pig

a cute animal that will love you forever
oh my god is that a baby pig??? <3
by a baby pig May 9, 2020
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Fucked The Pig

A phrase uttered in response to an individual making a fairly mundane mistake. Often after this phrase is said, the individual who spoke it proceeds to produce obscure noises, clap their hands in a seductive manner, and snort like a dying pig.
"You dropped an egg? You really fucked the pig on that one! *Clapping* *Snorting*"
by LuckNixed March 19, 2025
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pig

a person who indulges in activities and blatantantly lies, saying that they never have, these activites are the infasturcture of there embrassing lives.
i dont use magic, i dont know what the chakras are, i dont worship the devil, i dont look up children on my android phone.... when asked do they, a pig would say no, although these are the infastructure of the embrassng pathetic lives.
by justkillit January 23, 2022
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the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.
The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022
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Whiney Baby Titty Pig

Originally coined in Maine, this phrase made it's way into the boondocks of Idaho.
Meaning exactly what it implies, a narcissistic whiner who has got to suck on the titties..
Did you see how that dude flew off the handle?
Yeah, what a whiney baby titty pig..
by REBel Siren January 21, 2022
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Peppa pig

I watch peppa pig because her dad is fat.
by Cfggggggf September 23, 2021
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Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards
Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...
by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020
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