i'm fine

If somebody texts you i'm fine get ready. They are either having a mental breakdown and crying or they want you dead because they think you're an a-hole and they are really mad at you, so you should not treat them like they are fine or stable in any way.

"oh it's ok i'm not mad i'm fine!"
"I said i'm fine can we stop fighting!"
"I'm fine nothing is wrong! No i'm not mad i'm fine, I said i'm fine."

by The DMC April 19, 2020

I'M your daddy

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit

SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"

by Kangz of Egaypt May 27, 2020

I'm not Ben Meisalas

I wasn't saying that I am Ben Meisalas.

Hym "Ben Meisalas is being a bandwagon hopper. I do not have a YouTube channel. The Majority Report knows my full name phone number and address. I'm not Ben Meisalas. That's not what I meant. The 'his own Playbook.' Statement is coming from him."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

I'm Hym

OK. You're that.

Hym "I'm Hym. In the words of Ray Liotta 'What's in it for me?' Because if you're more concerned with changing my mind than you are with the pressure in my skull, I hate to break it to you but aren't actually concerned with changing my mind. You are fillbustering me until my skull fills with fluid and crossing your fingers in the hopes that one of the other people reading this WITH YOU isn't going to walk into a school with a gloc the second the love letters stop. Nothing I've said is untestable and if your really want me to pull the trigger of the gun I have pointed to your head. But I don't think that's what you want. The fact that I can't say words to you, get the thing that I need from you, and send you on your way is the problem with you and no amount of conversation or change is going to fix that for you. And I'm not projecting and it isn't how I feel inside. This is enough. This is MORE that enough. THIS is MORE than YOU have done. You want me to need your input so you are withholding the input that would reduce my need for your input to 0. That is all the is happening here. No other description applies. So, if you want to change something, change that. So, no. Fuck you. All inputs will lead to child murder or child murder by proxy."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

I'm bored

Well, well, well. Ya so bored you typin' this in Urbandictionary? I understand. If you came here for the meaning of the word, here

I'm bored.

Yes, that's it. You probably already know what it meant and just search it because you are BORED.

Dude, I'm bored today.
What about getting outside and touch grass? Maybe it'll cure your boredom
Hey! That's a good idea.

I'm not bored anymore. I'm even border.
Why?
I'm bored how I keep not getting bored.

by Emmystealingyourpotatoes August 4, 2022

I'm Him

A phrase yelled by athletes in celebration after making a game winning shot or a big play. Him is reference to the man, the one, that nigga, the GOAT, whatever someone thinks they are. I'm Him means I'm not you, because you suck. i won SO I'm him and you ain't shit.

"I'm Him, Im that muther fucka!" -Lebron James

by fuckhand February 10, 2024

I'm a shoe

When you don't care

Person1: Yooo, I got a new car!!!
Person2: I'm a shoe

by Vakhluev December 13, 2024