Dick Music

When you make noises with your johnson.

Maria always wanta me to make dick music before i give head.

by Kralja June 5, 2024

Post-Music

Post-music refers to a genre of sound art that transcends traditional music conventions, often abandoning melody, harmony, and rhythm. It explores uncharted sonic territories, incorporating elements like noise, drone, texture, and atmosphere. Post-music challenges our understanding of music itself, embracing experimentation and pushing the boundaries of auditory experience. It's a realm where sound becomes a medium for artistic expression, liberated from traditional musical structures and expectations.

“The artist's latest release is a pioneering work in post-music, blurring the lines between sound and noise, and challenging listeners to reconsider their assumptions about the very nature of music itself."

by MIGH_TY March 24, 2024

Modern Music

The Equivalent to Dog Shit

Annoying, Overplayed, Unoriginal, repetitive, overuse of beats, too much autotune, bunch of shitty artists making shitty ass repetitive songs and getting famous from it, the same, overused, Repetitive, annoying ass lyrics,

Artists now just say a bunch of random shit and use a bunch of shitty autotune and beats and get famous over it, it's literally nothing but the same shit and it gets worse every time

Pop, rap, Hip hop, Reggaeton, and Brazilian Phonk are the worst types of music

this terrible trend started in the 1990s and got even worse in the 2020s, and it's basically Equal to hearing a baby with the flu crying with car crashes on high pitched on max Volume

every single singer in the entire world: YEAH I KILL PEOPLE BIG ASSES SEXY WOMEN YEAH LOVE LOVE I WANNA KISSS YOU YEAH SHOOT DAT MONKEY DRUGS DRUGS MANGO MANGO MANGO SIPPING THE WONK

Normal Person: what in the absolute fuck is this what even happened to music like this is Dog shit

Guy: well fella that's Modern Music for you

by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber March 26, 2025

basic-ass music fan

A music fan who is a rapper or musician but has no right to call themselves a rapper or musician.

My boi made a diss track aimed at a basic-ass music fan who threatened to expose him on social media

by YuOfTheNight April 17, 2019

gæs christmas musical

the “gæs” are an iconic groupchat on stan twitter. they have a musical, “gæs christmas musical” featuring one direction in many different forms

hey, have you seen the gæs christmas musical?

by otbadyson November 27, 2020

Epic Sad Guy Music

A term used to describe soppy, saccharine, generic, and wall-of-sound-ish adult contemporary cheese music, usually having vaguely Christian undertones. The genre itself originated in 2013, after the release of Hozier's "Take Me To Church", and rose to popularity in 2021 after Duncan Laurence released his song, "Arcade". It has since been used to define artists like Alex Warren, David Kusher, and Benson Boone. The term, however, was coined in 2025 by a Pitchfork critic known as Hannah Jocelyn.

Tom: What are you listening to?
Bill: Alex Warren.
Tom: Oh, you mean the guy that makes epic sad guy music?

by Dyl Dosankan Dumms July 22, 2025

NPC music

Music, usually pop, which is not inherently bad, but feels soulless and uninvolved; Music designed to sound like a good song, not actually BE a good song.

Important to note, not all pop is NPC music, but the majority of NPC music is pop.

“I like OneRepublic and Maroon 5.”
“That’s NPC music.”

by Turtle_Shell :D January 6, 2024