Diamond muffin

Your Prince Charming that worth more then diamonds & breakfast muffins in other words his fine and his mine I love him

Love you my Diamond muffin I love having breakfast with you and spending quality time with my love

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

Muffin

Slang for a fat person
Slang for having a bad hair cut
Fat under you pelvic region

Your muffin looking ass couldn’t do jack shit.

by PledgeKiller69 December 25, 2023

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

Muffin

Slang used in drill songs referring to head

Song EOS-YAGI B X SET DA TREND X DOUGIE
“Go out keem got hit in his muffin”

by urbandictionarydrill January 9, 2024

Dust Muffin

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.

Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.

I would tap that dust muffin!

by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024

muffin batch

Short for "motherfucking bitch"

You're a muffin batch for doing that.

by DevinSAA January 20, 2024

Muffin

Pansexual trans

Yeah, Muffin is pansexual

by Bakersboi January 20, 2024