March 28

National we all skip this day; We all skip this day!!! And we don’t celebrate or do anything!!!!

Man 1: “it’s March 28!!!”
Man 2: “what about it?”
Man 1: “it’s National we all skip day!!!”
Man 2: omg that’s amazing

by Regginbut February 16, 2022

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March 3rd

The day a dumb ass bitch was born, this person tends to be bipolar and a dick but really nice once you get to know them.

It’s March 3rd. Happy birthday, dumb ass! I’m glad to have met you.

by adannnnnnnnnmc30 March 3, 2024

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March 14

Girls need to give his boyfriend head 3 times

Girls named Astrid need to his boyfriend head 3 times on March 14

by Skannajsbe March 8, 2024

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I Apologise to Patrick's mum
I'm sorry for putting that into the groupchat. I put one on every day but people always edit them and make them rude, so surprisingly that was the most non rude version. Once again I am sorry😔

March 24: I am sorry for that. Please dont throw out my mug

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

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March 25

March 25th is the day where you grab your friends booty without consequences.

Person1: it's March 25th so you know what that means
Person2: it's national grab ass day lmao

by JayMo0990 March 24, 2022

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March 28th

National give someone ur hoodie day

Person 1 "Ayo, here's my hoodie"
Person 2 "Uh, why are you giving me a hoodie?"
Person 1"It's march 28th"
Person 2 "tf does that mean?"
Person 1 "it's national give someone your hoodie day"

by Amdjdhaja March 27, 2022

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