Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013

Skinny Leg Syndrome

When individuals who strength train (usually men) are so preoccupied with having large arms and chest that they neglect leg exercises. The result is a top heavy looking individual with chiseled arms, chest and maybe even abs but with hilariously skinny legs. Essentially taking on the appearance of a mismatched Lego Minifigure.

Brenda: look at that at that guy lifting like 150 over there.

Jannet: he's got a nice upper body, too bad he's got skinny leg syndrome. Those legs look like toothpicks and he has no ass.

by ZeeEx December 22, 2019

Leg jails

Pants

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails!

by anonymous October 8, 2022

baby rhino legs

When a person’s calves are the same circumference as the thighs with small feet.

Ol girl running around with her lil baby rhino legs.

by PhatBawlz October 30, 2022

Itchy leg from tattoo

Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…

Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..

by Cute to Itchy Leg Tattoo June 18, 2022

Leg Hurty

a fake condition used to make excuses so that you don’t have to squat.

“I’m supposed to be maxing out next week but idk”
‘Why?’
“Leg hurty ):”

by lifta December 9, 2022

smack leg

When a junkie/ gear head has to resort to shooting up in there leg because all the veins in there arm have collapsed. Usually very unsightly and covers in scabs and weeping puss ulcers.

“Omg gross check dans smack leg, it fucking stinks”

by Lord fuckquad December 19, 2023