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Jacob Elliston

Has a big dick and gets a lot of girls. A very cool guy you just can’t hate a Jacob
by Gjrjejdj July 22, 2022
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jacob and leo SQUAD

2 people (boy and girl) that are rlly close but she always beats his ass for doing sum dumb shit
aww they are like a jacob and leo squad
by big dick jacob December 13, 2016
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Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips
“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”
by mysterywystery August 5, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.

However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.

Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"

Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
by jakemallow December 25, 2021
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Jacob

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy he looks like sideshow bob

Guy 2: that’s jacob!
by anonymous February 15, 2022
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jacob

jacob a piece of shit that doesn’t know how to treat women right and only hurts them and goes behind their backs and blocks girls when he can’t handle his emotions and then comes running back when he realizes your the best he’s ever had and ever will have but then again he had a small dick so wasn’t really feeling it
jacob he has a 4 inch dick
by ajehekoeismebr December 26, 2021
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