April

April, is the most divine angel to grace the planet with her existence. Her energy radiates love, intelligence and sincerity (but like in a fun way, not a serious way... unless her incredible perceptive nature picked up that serious sincerity was necessary) To have an April in your life is a gift, she is undoubtably the most lovely, funny, witty, provocative, articulate, sexy person and she will render you unfit to love anyone else as she is perfect. April will always know how to layer clothing in a way that is very emergency intercom. Get yourself an April in your life.

"Who is that incredibly cool, beautiful, smiley, ethereal woman over there, in the TNs?"

"That's april"

by i love milfs forever August 2, 2022

<April 26th>Offspring's Are scared of Ac!d Day <April 26th>

<April 26th>Offspring's Are scared of Ac!d Day <April 26th>

<April 26th>Offspring's Are scared of Ac!d Day <April 26th>

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

April 28

This is the day that the hottest girl is born on. Kiss her and slap her arse. Rape her if you can or at least have rocking sex.

Wow that girl is the hottest person in our year group it’s because she is born on April 28

by Ljrimremrjarjkr December 2, 2019

April 7th

National ask ur bestie to be ur parter day

Hey, you know it’s April 7th right

by Drbiggsy April 7, 2024

April 5th

Harass your cousins day

I will harass you on April 5th

by Manmaker April 5, 2023

April 2020

Completely fucking ignore anyone named Bradley and flag on them every single day

Wow Shit it’s April 2020, can’t hang out with Bradley he is such a fucking deuchebag and I hate him

by MistaTAconaCho April 16, 2020

April 30th

The day Etika was arrested for less than 24hrs

April 30th

by Ieatchilders May 1, 2019