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School Tarded

Being knowledgeable in school but having no real world skills
Joe: Hey I heard Caroline got an A on the math test!

Nick: Who cares man, you ever talk to her? She's school tarded.
by peake19 June 1, 2011
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School Pimple

Term given to a pre-teen or younger who runs around a lot at school and gets little bumps on their face from not washing the sweat off afterwards.
Mom: "Oh my gosh! my 5 year old has acne!"
Dad: "Nope, that's just school pimples, the little bugger needs to wash his face after running around at school"
by the real Mrs B June 6, 2010
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school disco'd

The act of trying to suduce a woman in a club/bar/school disco by coming up to her from behind, hands on hips or arse, with R Kelly's "Bump 'n' Grind" in their heads and usually hammered, shirt off, and leery.
"My mate Sal got pulled by this guy. He school disco'd her up! And she loved it!"
by Jarvisimo June 20, 2007
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school a nigga

To teach someone (usually a black person) a lesson by using beatings and violence to get the lesson across.

This technique of teaching is especially used by retarded parents with very low IQ, sometimes zero IQ or negative IQ to raise their children. These Parents are not always necessarily black.
Homie 1: that nigguh robbed me again. It's the second time this week.
Homie 2: Dawg yo gotta go ova dere and school a nigga.

Ignorant parent to offspring: Bitch did you make all dis mess in da crib, while I was out giving brain for a living? Now I gotta school yo ass.
by DaRealestDawgfromDaBlock November 4, 2018
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American Schools

American Schools nowadays are just gun ranges for people who can't aim. Seems bad but at least it's not happenin' to you!
I heard American Schools are bad. Well, yes they are. But why? Well, I don't kn- *get's shot in the head because they're talking about it in an American School.*
by high cholesterol child December 14, 2018
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nueva school

a school for mostly smart people. not the most well rounded in athletics, arts, wellbeing of student, etc. It's still a good school with intelligent students
person 1: "where do you go?"
person 2: "nueva school. its pretty cool I went to china, im taking college level math, and I love mushrooms
person 1: "oh. thats interesting."
person 2: "I know!"
by ilovelearning October 23, 2017
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school teacher

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.
Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!
by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018
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